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STOP THE PRESSES: A Blue Wave of Cautious Optimism

Our guest editorialist sees reasons for hope in 2019.

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TERMS AND CONDITIONS Section 1

All visitors here are required to read this legal gibberish.

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NIGHT TRAIN GAZETTE: Sand

A glimpse into the life of a former hotel employee.

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WEBPAGE NEWS: Ten Years of Obscurity

Somebody reflects on this site's first decade.

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CULINARY CONFESSIONS: 50 Ways to Lose on Hell's Kitchen

Getting booted off the show can be an art form in itself.

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TV CRAWLSPACE: The Great Reality Escape

Ted's take on the new TV season.

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"Won't you tell me where my country lies?" said the unifaun to his true love's eyes...